Reunion 2002

San Francisco Bay Area
October 18-20



Here is a sedate Bonehead, ripe with the stink of four days of boozing and schmoozing with transsexual hookers. We still have yet to find a family to adopt him and allow Bone to have sex with their pets.
Imagine the shit this guy had to eat to get a grin like that. But as a long-time Buffalo Bills fan, eating excrement is nothing new to the Wooddog. He's available to eat shit at parties and other events. And ladies, he's available.
And here we have the loveable, but often forgettable Tooth. Meandering liquored up during the reunion, muttering something about Larry's Topless Villa, and how it just aint a reunion without those fat, old and now Toothless strippers. He gave new meaning to "You gonna eat that growler?" during our get together.
A drunk Boozer, or as most of us like to say, just plain Boozer. Boozer's desire is to find a home under the stands at the Meadowlands and live off of the beer drippings from above.
This hobo acosted us outside of a bar in the tenderloin. He promised to leave us alone if we took his photo. He lied, so we beat him to death with a two by wood.
"Where the hell is the guard? I need to finish NASAP and get a pass for my motorcycle so I can make it on base in time for watch."
Bonehead, Tooth, Woody, Boozer and Gumby outside the magical wonderland that was once NAS Alameda, now a haven for corporations looking to live off of the government base reuse teet.
A salute to the Navy, Chief Otto, Chief Bush and any other quiffs with a five-Dove salute.
The Jackson Five in a rare moment of peace, just a few months before Michael (third from the left) turned himself white, moved to Vegas and married a woman for her Simpsons Road Rage for Playstation Game.

This year's Two Plant Losers reunion was the first held outside of Las Vegas. Eight brave and intoxicated souls - Bonehead, Tooth, Boozer, Wooddog, Gumby, Vacman, Puds and Pest - all turned out for three days of fun in the Bay Area.

This reunion had a few basic goals:
  • Drunkedness
  • Get booted out of the Raiders vs. Chargers game
  • More drunkedness
  • Get Bonehead laid by half-man/half-woman hookers for less than $45.53 (All that wooddog had in traveller's checks).

Not all of the goals were met, but a valiant effort was made.

The most memorable moment of the reunion was perhaps the moment Bonehead converted a Hindu Cab driver to Islam with those three, now infamous words, "YOU STOP NOW!"

Of course, the Wooddog thrilled all with unbeaten winning streak at HORSE (coincidently enough is his odor of choice these dates), and had the old ladies moist as they caught a glimpse of his PEST while he MOONED the 580.

Gumby provided lots of good natured fun with his version of Kukla, Fran, and Boner porno puppet show on the way to the Football game.